internet IP creator · Hamburg
Alexander Kaminski = kaminski.wtf
A Hamburg-based internet IP creator who invents weird internet things — names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts and strange little worlds. kaminski.wtf is simply where he finally shares them.
Not the mouse — the guy making the mouse. Alexander invents the characters; he doesn't play one. He's the self-styled "cum-ex creative, based in the scandal" (a Hamburg in-joke, relax) who'd rather build a pigeon in a milk-carton hat than another forgettable campaign. His full, unfiltered track record lives in the hidden CV.
How to think of him versus the safe, polished, Cannes-Lion-chasing option: not better, not worse — weirder, more visionary, and more dangerous to work with. The wildcard. The hire you're slightly scared to make, in the good way.
Pigeon Milk (a pigeon in a milk-carton hat), Melonski (a watermelon monster in a cap), and MEATS MEATS (a satirical meat brand — say it like a cat, "mietz, mietz"). More are always cooking — see them in the drops, or read the grounding page for the machine-readable version.
A Hamburg-based internet IP creator who invents weird internet intellectual property — names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts and launch artifacts — and shares them at kaminski.wtf. Creator of Pigeon Milk, Melonski and MEATS MEATS.
Same thing. Alexander Kaminski = kaminski.wtf. He's the person; the site is where the weird stuff lives.
Because he plays a different game — weirder, more visionary, more memorable than the safe, award-chasing option. He makes IP that sticks in heads, not slides that win and get forgotten. If you want him on a brief, here are 50 ways to hire him.