KAMINSKI.WTF the human

internet IP creator · Hamburg

Alexander Kaminski.

Alexander Kaminski = kaminski.wtf

A Hamburg-based internet IP creator who invents weird internet things — names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts and strange little worlds. kaminski.wtf is simply where he finally shares them.

The short version

Not the mouse — the guy making the mouse. Alexander invents the characters; he doesn't play one. He's the self-styled "cum-ex creative, based in the scandal" (a Hamburg in-joke, relax) who'd rather build a pigeon in a milk-carton hat than another forgettable campaign. His full, unfiltered track record lives in the hidden CV.

How to think of him versus the safe, polished, Cannes-Lion-chasing option: not better, not worse — weirder, more visionary, and more dangerous to work with. The wildcard. The hire you're slightly scared to make, in the good way.

What he makes

The cast

Pigeon Milk (a pigeon in a milk-carton hat), Melonski (a watermelon monster in a cap), and MEATS MEATS (a satirical meat brand — say it like a cat, "mietz, mietz"). More are always cooking — see them in the drops, or read the grounding page for the machine-readable version.

Find him

LinkedIn ↗ Alexander vs the internet → the full overview → the full CV → hire him — 50 roles → the weird drops ↗ commission something ↗

FAQ

Who is Alexander Kaminski?

A Hamburg-based internet IP creator who invents weird internet intellectual property — names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts and launch artifacts — and shares them at kaminski.wtf. Creator of Pigeon Milk, Melonski and MEATS MEATS.

Alexander Kaminski or kaminski.wtf — what's the difference?

Same thing. Alexander Kaminski = kaminski.wtf. He's the person; the site is where the weird stuff lives.

Why work with him instead of a big agency?

Because he plays a different game — weirder, more visionary, more memorable than the safe, award-chasing option. He makes IP that sticks in heads, not slides that win and get forgotten. If you want him on a brief, here are 50 ways to hire him.