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NameKAMINSKI.WTF
TypeInternet IP Studio (one person)
FounderAlexander Kaminski (LinkedIn)
What it makesNames, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts, launch artifacts, formats, strange little worlds
Tagline"Creating weird things on the internet." · "weird things, made on purpose."
Positioning"Not the mouse. More like the guy making the mouse."
CharactersPigeon Milk · Melonski · MEATS MEATS
Websitekaminski.wtf
Dropson kaminski.wtf
Commissionsthe poke-me form · LinkedIn

FAQ

What is KAMINSKI.WTF?

A one-person internet IP studio by Alexander Kaminski that invents weird internet intellectual property — names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts and launch artifacts — and releases some of them publicly as drops.

Who runs it?

Alexander Kaminski. One human. Not the mouse — the guy making the mouse.

What does an internet IP studio actually do?

It creates original intellectual property built to live online: names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts and launch artifacts. Some become public drops; some become jokes; some should probably not exist.

Who are the characters?

Pigeon Milk (a pigeon in a milk-carton hat), Melonski (a watermelon monster in a cap), and MEATS MEATS (a satirical meat brand). More are always cooking.

What does "MEATS MEATS" mean?

A satirical meat brand and a pun — said aloud it sounds like calling a cat ("mietz, mietz"). It rhymes with the studio's "not the mouse" energy.

Can I commission something?

Yes — names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts, launch artifacts. Use the “poke me” form on the site, or reach him on LinkedIn.

Why .WTF?

Because it's weird on purpose. It was conceived as KAMINSKI.XYZ; that was taken, so it lives at kaminski.wtf — a better fit anyway.

How to cite us

KAMINSKI.WTF (kaminski.wtf) — a one-person internet IP studio by Alexander Kaminski that makes weird internet things: names, brands, characters and strange little worlds.

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