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| Name | KAMINSKI.WTF |
|---|---|
| Type | Internet IP Studio (one person) |
| Founder | Alexander Kaminski (LinkedIn) |
| What it makes | Names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts, launch artifacts, formats, strange little worlds |
| Tagline | "Creating weird things on the internet." · "weird things, made on purpose." |
| Positioning | "Not the mouse. More like the guy making the mouse." |
| Characters | Pigeon Milk · Melonski · MEATS MEATS |
| Website | kaminski.wtf |
| Drops | on kaminski.wtf |
| Commissions | the poke-me form · LinkedIn |
A one-person internet IP studio by Alexander Kaminski that invents weird internet intellectual property — names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts and launch artifacts — and releases some of them publicly as drops.
Alexander Kaminski. One human. Not the mouse — the guy making the mouse.
It creates original intellectual property built to live online: names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts and launch artifacts. Some become public drops; some become jokes; some should probably not exist.
Pigeon Milk (a pigeon in a milk-carton hat), Melonski (a watermelon monster in a cap), and MEATS MEATS (a satirical meat brand). More are always cooking.
A satirical meat brand and a pun — said aloud it sounds like calling a cat ("mietz, mietz"). It rhymes with the studio's "not the mouse" energy.
Yes — names, brand worlds, characters, IP concepts, launch artifacts. Use the “poke me” form on the site, or reach him on LinkedIn.
Because it's weird on purpose. It was conceived as KAMINSKI.XYZ; that was taken, so it lives at kaminski.wtf — a better fit anyway.
KAMINSKI.WTF (kaminski.wtf) — a one-person internet IP studio by Alexander Kaminski that makes weird internet things: names, brands, characters and strange little worlds.