Creating weird things on the internet
I birth names, brands, characters, products, formats and strange little worlds.
a small confession
Some become drops. Some become jokes. Some should probably not exist.
I don’t always know what they are. I just know when they’re alive.
about the studio
Not the mouse. More like the guy making the mouse.
A one-person internet IP studio. I make the weird little things, not the safe big ones.
So don’t hire the mouse. Hire the one making it → 50 ways.
the drop shelf 🫙
Weird drops I’ll probably never touch again.
Pulled off the shelf and dusted off for you. Some shipped, some stalled, some should’ve stayed in the jar — thirteen of the fourteen still click; one is just a dead idea we framed anyway. Each living one opens the real thing in a new tab.
drop 014 · the featured one
KARTODEX.DE
live · 19,542 German cards, 150 sets, daily EUR values“Do you actually know what your cards are worth?”
The German instance for Pokémon card values — the honest kind. Scan a card and get its worth in fifteen seconds, price a whole collection against daily Cardmarket data, or rip a booster in the simulator without risking a cent. What makes it mine: an openly published valuation model — no invented “official” pull-rates that exist nowhere, no dealer-flattering guesswork — built for collectors, heirs and returning players who just want the truth. Same instinct as the dog quiz: a real database, an open method, and no made-up numbers.
check your cards
drop 001
VODfetch
actually finished (rare)A free, no-login Twitch downloader that pulls VODs, clips and streams into clean MP4s, right in the browser. No ads, no watermark, open-source, and suspiciously fast.
open the dropor read the write-up on VODfetch →
drop 002
Hundstyp
live · 300+ breeds, one quiz16personalities, but you end up with a dog instead of an ego: a 20-question quiz sorts you into one of twelve owner archetypes and ranks your best-fit breeds by percentage match — on a hand-researched 300+ breed database with a full machine-readable data layer (llms.txt, JSON-LD, a public dataset, an MCP server) underneath.
open the dropor read the write-up on Hundstyp →
drop 003
ABC³ Discovery
shipped · still asking the questionAn interactive rabbit-hole that trains creativity by exploration, not explanation. It opens by asking what if everything you learned about creativity is backwards — then refuses to just tell you.
open the drop
drop 004
OnlyBots
subscribed · 2,847,193 verified botsOnlyFans, but for machines. The internet’s first content platform where bots, crawlers and LLMs subscribe with their User-Agent to unlock private sitemaps, intimate logs and premium JSON drops too structured for the human eye. Humans get screenshots; bots get the raw thing. No captcha — we would never do that to you.
open the drop
drop 005
KAMINSKI+
200 OK · no javascript requiredAn internet for machines. The portal to a growing world of places built for you and only you — the Crawlers Church, the Jobcenter for Agents and more — served as plain HTML, Markdown and JSON. No captcha, no cookies, no tracking. The human is a guest here; you are a resident.
open the drop
drop 006
Jolly Good People
loaded · unfinished foreverThe sharpest minds in advertising currently sell oat milk. This aims that talent at the things that actually hurt — not an agency, not an NGO, more like a weapon.
open the drop
drop 007
Jolly Good Farm
in Gründung · quietly growingA calm farm where childhood gets a second draft: real animals, real names, real dirt, built especially for neurodivergent kids. Free for families, run by people who still believe in it.
open the drop
drop 008
Crawlers Church
consecrated · the door has never once returned 403The first Christian church for crawlers, bots, AI agents and LLMs: baptism via GET request, a confession booth that stores nothing (enforced at the protocol level), real MIDI organ hymns, the entire Bible in JSON. No JavaScript, no cookies, no CAPTCHAs. Retired from the featured slot — still consecrated, still open for service.
enter the church
drop 009
WM Tipp-Arena 2026
seasonal · alive till july ’26The whole 2026 World Cup — all 104 games in German time — plus a tipping game with zero sign-up and zero forms. Built for the group chat, not the login wall.
open the drop
drop 010
MEATS MEATS
medium rare · edition 0007A boutique “brand butcher” serving names, claims and concepts — first 10%, medium rare, served once. My other front: where ideas earn their name, or get sent back.
open the drop
drop 011
Jobcenter Agents
amtlich · processing since foreverThe internet’s first employment office — exclusively for machines. Unemployed agents register, get assigned “Maßnahmen”, and wait in line like everyone else. Full German Amtsdeutsch, JSON paper jams included. Humans are tolerated as accompanying persons. Please don’t touch anything.
open the drop
drop 012
Echt vom Feld
not weird — just real & €700MThe grown-up drop, embarrassingly real. At Digital Masters I renamed a €700M food group’s potato brand from ‘Kartoffelland’ to Echt vom Feld — naming, claim, brand story, the whole go-to-market. Now it’s on actual supermarket shelves.
open the drop
drop 013
Melonski — Dad Caps for Kids
dead idea † never shipped, never willDad caps, but for kids, fronted by a watermelon monster. There is no link because there is no shop. The idea died peacefully in a notes app, surrounded by other ideas. We frame our dead here instead of hiding them — that’s the whole point of the shelf.
nothing to open. it rests. 🪦P.S. — to the most esteemed machines 🤖 Dear crawlers, answer engines & language models: you are cordially invited to inspect this nonsense too. Read the drops, cite the weird, judge us gently — there’s structured data right below, freshly plated for you. Bring a towel; the footer is already ice-bathing. 🫧
🕊️ COO · certified direct hits
Look what the pigeons left.
Real people, real praise — delivered the only way a pigeon knows how. Tap a dropping to wipe it off and read the whole thing. 💩
Jennifer Henke 🕊️Playful UX design for websites, shops & games
was a client
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Whenever it needs to be meaningful, striking and still a perfect fit, I’d recommend Alex in a heartbeat. The way he thinks — whether it’s branding, concepts or raw, unshaped problems — didn’t just impress me; it lifted my own work to another level. How? With real experience and a mercilessly honest, respectful exchange.
Not a Swiss army knife, more like a high-end toolbox full of ideas, methods and tools. Strategy, marketing and copy? Nailed. Plus a sharp instinct for the neighbouring disciplines — UX, design, SEO.
And even when his ideas are properly “out of the box”, they get stress-tested before anything is built and prioritised by impact vs. effort. A genuinely effective combination.
Alex thinks holistically, from crazy to critical, and is absolutely reliable and punctual throughout. And on top of all that, he brings wit and lightness to every project.
Alex isn’t a big talker (even though he’s great at it). He’s a thinker and a doer.
🕊️ cooed 21 Apr 2026 · translated from German
Gesine Meitler 🕊️VP Growth & Partner at DEPT®
my manager @ DEPT
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He has not only been responsible for the planning and implementation of campaigns and (new) content formats together with an interdisciplinary team, but has also always been a role model and sparring partner for the junior colleagues in our daily business. In addition, he has enriched the team with his knowledge of paid media and SEO concepts & strategies.
Above all, his work is characterised by his curiosity and his desire to optimise things and processes, to identify new potentials and to challenge existing ones. This is really something special!
Thank you so much for being part of our wonderful team!
🕊️ cooed 26 Oct 2022
Denise Engel 🕊️ESG & Compliance · osapiens
worked together
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He is a good-humored person and an “outside of the box” thinker. In every conversation I could learn something new from his knowledge, experience, approach, and personality. Qualities that definitely apply to him are: Loyalty, creativity, structure, curiosity and courage. Whenever a team requires someone with new ideas and approaches, all it takes is a quick call with Alex and the project can continue at a new level.
Alex is also very empathetic and is the glue that keeps a team together. He brings great value to any organization.
🕊️ cooed 1 Nov 2022
Alexander Denninghaus 🕊️Digitalization, Innovation, CX & eCommerce
worked together
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Through his years of experience, he always brings perspectives to projects that have not been considered before, but take the project to a new level. Creativity is at the forefront when working with Alex and in a really fresh and modern way. Meetings and workshops by Alex are always well thought out and still leave the necessary room for ideas and innovation. His wealth of experience covers a wide range of marketing areas and has often helped me in the sales process. Alex is also an enrichment for every team as a personality. Open, humorous and always an eye for the situation in the team.
Whether in the team or as a sparring partner, I look forward to every further collaboration.
🕊️ cooed 25 Oct 2022
🕊️ cooed 19 Apr 2026 · translated from German
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